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President Trump has signed an executive order reversing the decades-old ban on lawn darts, framing it as a victory for personal freedom. The move has sparked fierce backlash from safety experts and Democratic lawmakers, especially after Trump fired the head of the Consumer Product Safety Commission for criticizing the decision. [Read More]

President Donald Trump has issued an executive order renaming the Statue of Liberty to the “Statue of America,” featuring a red, white, and blue redesign and a new inscription emphasizing legal immigration and national strength. [Read More]

Headline: “Nationwide Trend: Thousands Opt for Medically Induced Comas to Escape Political Reality [Read More]